Romance Mathematics
Smart man + Smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Office Arithmetic 
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

Shopping Math
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need

General Equations & Statistics
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
A succes sful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man

Happiness
To be happy with a man. You must understand him, a lot and love him little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all Longevity
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die

Propensity to change
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does

Discussion Technique
A woman has the last word in any argument
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument How to stop people from bugging you about getting married
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling telling me, you’re next. They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals

 THE 5 DON’TS WHEN SLEEPING……...        

          1  DON’T SLEEP WITH WATCH
                           Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity.
                           Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed
for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health.
2  DON’T SLEEP WITH BRA
Scientists in America have discovered those that
wear bras for more than 12 hours have
a higher risk of getting breast cancer.
So go to bed without it.

3  DON’T SLEEP WITH PHONE
Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere
near you is not encouraged.
Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks,
but please put the phone as far as possible.
Scientists have proved that electrical items including
mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used.
These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system.
Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone near you,
switch it off first.
4  DON’T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP
People who sleep with make up might have
skin problems in the long run.
Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have
difficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring.
You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep.
5 DON’T SLEEP WITH OTHERS’ WIFE / HUSBAND
You may never wake up again.