Romance Mathematics
Smart man + Smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Office Arithmetic
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
Shopping Math
A man will pay [...]
Entries from February 2008
February 28, 2008
If you need happy pill…
February 27, 2008
To peck or not to peck
Time for a looooong post…
Topic: Henpecked
As termed at dictionary.com
Chinese (Simplified):
怕老婆的
Chinese (Traditional):
怕老婆的
You do notice that it says wife is the attacker, husband is the attackee (if there is such word) Thus they use ‘hen’ instead of something else.
Before I start to rant, all my thoughts and knowledge are NOT from first-hand experience. I’m NOT LIKE THAT! (I [...]
February 26, 2008
Madhouse
This day 25Feb 08 is one madhouse for me.
Today is my last paper, commenced at 2.30pm. I woke up at 5am to cram somemore, till 7.30 am then iw ent back to bed.
Woke up at 11am, eat like 2 bowls of soup macaroni and went to school.
Exam over i went home and went out againwith [...]
February 22, 2008
mono to double eyelids!
You read my blog, you know i’ve been ranting on and on about wanting double eye-lids.
But i don’t wish to look like I’m encouraging such thing as plastic surgery.
You know the Dove campaign for real beauty that thing?
So what we mono-lids do is use tapes and sticker to develop a fold.
Which i find it uncomfortable…like my eyelid super [...]
February 21, 2008
The Pillowman is back!
THE PILLOWMAN IS BACK BY OVERWHELMING DEMAND!
The Pillowman received rave reviews when it ran in London, New York and then in Singapore last year. The Asian premiere here featured the top talent of the Singapore stage – Adrian Pang, Michael Corbidge, Daniel Jenkins and Shane Mardjuki.
As a result of its sold-out season, SRT is delighted [...]
February 20, 2008
little goes a long way
Got this in my TP email box
So SWEET of her !!! *choking back tears*
Seriously, this is the first time i received such an email from my school lecturers.Somemore its my CDS lecturer whom i have no exam paper for her subject.
So thoughtful of her…
I wonder whether to reply her or not…because i don’t [...]
February 15, 2008
oo ri uhl ma man in ga yo cham oh raen shi gan ee heul ruht neh yo
wae ja ggoo nae mang ee ah peun guhn ji
wae keu ri ah ppa ha na ya
hok shi ra do him deun il ee ssuht na yo
wae ah moo mal ha ji ahn hat na yo
* ji [...]
February 15, 2008
1st girlfriends outing in a looong time
In celebration of no accounting lessons on friday (the exam is over)
Me,Xinyi,Wanjun,syazni,zhaopei and nina…
we play majong!!!!!!!!!
Yes this is so typical CNY thing to do.
I haven play majong for a looong time…so nice to feel the tiles again and to bicker over game…its super nice the feeling…
Love my friends loads…had to leave early because meeting Jerene [...]
February 11, 2008
Mooove one
I hate the feeling of so near yet so far…
Especially when my coursework grade is one wretched B+…
WHERE THE DONKEY IS MY A!?!??!?!
And you don’t know whether your grade is a high B+ or a low-marginal B+…
Same thing for my accounting…some misc stuffs can pull your A to commit suicide.
daarrnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!
Next sem, heard from my tutor [...]
February 9, 2008
Lunar New Year 08
Visited many homes this year, each of them leaves some impressions in me.
Roughly summarised it
First home i visited was my Dad’s side, finally saw my baby girl’s friend,Yoyo the shih tzu…Its super friendly!!! I think she can sense my baby girl’s scent so she was all over us, even slept on my lap. Quite surprised [...]
